Rupert Sanders... The man who gets away with everything.

Rupert Sanders.
Father.
Husband.
Director.
Cheat.

And yet... no-one seems to care. They are all too busy hating on Kristen Stewart.

A couple of weeks ago the news was broken about how Kirsten Stewart and Rupert Sanders were having an affair. The two met on the set of Snow White and the Huntsman; K-Stew as Snow White, Sanders, director of photography.

It was all kept under wraps, and throughout K-Stew and her dashingly handsome boyfriend Robert Pattison have seemed very much lovey-dovey in the public eye.

A couple however NOT constantly in the public eye was Rupert Sanders and his stunning model wife, Liberty Ross, who was also in the film, playing Snow White's mother.

K-Stew is receiving a LOT of hate right now. According to reports, Robert Pattison has moved out and taken their dog Bear. That must hurt. As well as this, Twitter has gone crazy with insults and her Twilight co-stars are siding with her betrayed beloved.

R-Patz is getting an immense amount of support (currently staying in Reese Witherspoon's 7 million dollar ranch to recover from his grief), along with millions of women offering their shoulders for him to cry on... Personally, I'm a Jacob fan...

Liberty Ross has the whole female population of the world shouting "You go girl!!" when she is photographed looking sweet and innocent, holding the hands of her children and posting such things on social networking sites.

However, no-one seems to be giving Rupert Sanders the crap he deserves. He seems to of come away from it scott-free, which baffles me!

K-Stew is a young woman, who has been in a serious relationship with her co-star for a long time. When you are young, and spending time away from your partner, it becomes easy to start to lean on your closest male figure. This just so happened to be her director, who lapped up the young girls affection and gave her attention. She must of been flattered. An older, successful man, choosing her over his WIFE?! It's wrong, I know, but I can kind of understand how she made such a mistake and got swept up in it all.

He however, is MARRIED, with CHILDREN. He is much older, and was in a position of responsibility. His wife was ON SET for Christ sake! And now, to just show what a nice guy he is, and how much he loves his family he is still wearing his wedding ring and issued a public apology. Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly what Liberty wanted, all her dirty laundry being hung out in public.

The 41 year old RAT said:

'I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family. y beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.'

C'mon people, see through his smarmyness (yes, that's a word!) and stop hating on K-Stew so much! She was just a lonely, confused young girl, who caught the eye of an older man who showed her a lot of affection. Yes, she shouldn't of cheated. Yes, it was wrong.

But what Sanders has done is a lot worse. The worst thing about it? He is getting away with all of it. You, the lovely public, have so much loathing for Kristen (who has lost her partner, her dog, her friends, even her parents are siding with Robert Pattison) you have forgotten about the real rat in this bad love story.

And thanks to his wife, he is still smiling and will be when all of this has died down. According to a close friend of hers-

“She is prepared to give Rupert a second chance. She accepts that it was just one of those silly flirtations.”

Let's just hope that if she can forgive and forget, then so can R-Patz. And it can all go back to normal, for the sake of the children, and of Bear, the dog.

Gotta Love A Bit Of Fox Hunting...

Has anyone else seen Megan Fox's alien baby bump recently?

It's so strange!

Usually, pregant bumps are beautiful, even when the poor ladies get a bit of belly button fuzz (please note I have never had children, and never will, I'm too selfish for parenthood). The soft peachy bump, like a cozy cocoon for the miracle that is a tiny, bonny baby. Women should proudly get their bumps out, they are doing an amazing thing, nurturing a little life. Birth is a bit messier, but as Becky Bloomwood said:

“Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.” 

Back to the point though.

Megan Fox... first she shows the world her weird "toe/thumb" (google if you haven't seen it, but not when your eating your dinner)... and now she flashes her bump in public!

From the photographs below her and her husband (the clingy totty from Desperate Housewives) knew the cameras were looking, and LAPPED up the attention.

Maybe her bump is so oval, and so far down because her child is sticking their genetically deformed thumbs downwards in disagreeance of this disgusting display of affection for the media hounds?

Either way, add a couple of wrinkles and a few grey hairs... voila! It's a grandad's beer belly.

Or an alien.

You decide! *switches to google to find images of Adele's baby bump*

Real Life "Mean Girls" At The Gig

OK, so this is a personal bitch today...

My (admittedly cold) heart goes out to any girl who's boyfriend is in a band.

No, not because of the drug addiction, or the cheating, or the crazy schedule... but because of the other members girlfriends. I should know, I am one.

You tend to get two groups- the cliched and the outcasts. In a four-piece band, maybe three of them will all be identical, these are the cliched. In this case, these girls have medium length hair, medium in colour, they wear plain jeans and safe chiffon tops with practical shoulder bags. Every. Single. Time.

And they hate me.

 

Not outwardly, but I am definitely the outcast of the group; maybe they are offended by my 5 inch heels? Maybe they hate my overly-classy dresses? Maybe it's because they were so cold towards me the first few times I met them, that now they whinge I don't make an effort to talk to them. Go figure.

 

So now the other members don't tell my boyfriend about a gig until the last minute. Then they take all the tickets so I am never able to get into events (one woman I spoke to was surprised because she had given out band-member tickets... to the worst members mother, seems she stole them all for the sensible-pump brigade). They wont allow me to help book gigs (they are currently getting local ones, once a month. I got them about 5 in a large city scene, which they turned down.).

 

They ignore me when I am there, and when I try to get up to dance they create a barrier of denim and swishing pale pink between me and the band.

 

So I sit on a table alone, nursing my Malibu & white wine. My boyfriend knows all his fellow band members girlfriends... and their mothers... and sisters... and yet, I know no-one. I wouldn't even recognise the drummer if I saw him in the street (he's quite new, been in the band a few months), yet my other half has been known to laugh and chat with his sister in public.

 

Oh well, at least I am the hottest girl there. That's probably why they hate me.

Ugly Ducklings To Beautiful Swans... Love to hate them.

Here is some light relief for all to browse whilst nursing those weekend hangovers...

When I was younger my skin was the colour of mud, I wasn't allowed to cut my hair into a style, and my arms and legs were endless. I looked like a baby monkey. "Gibbon" my brothers called me... what made it even worse was the fact I had bigs ears that stick out and when hair started to grow longer... it was thick and black.
I was the epitome of an "Ugly Duckling", and when I got older and cut my hair to my chin to rebel and lost weight due to a attention-seeking bout of anorexia, I looked worse... like a Mowgli look-a-like from the Jungle book.

Then I discovered waxing, hair extensions, the wonderful world of red lipstick with matching stilettos. I grew breasts! However my arms are still weirdly long and I even have a few party tricks where I contort myself like a pretzel. But looking at these photographs, it's lovely to know "I am not alone". Unfortunatly, I grew into, maybe, a woodpecker as opposed to a swan. I never grew into my large nose.

Maybe one day a surgeon will turn me into a swan like this amazing lot...

Saved the best till last, eh? Speak soon my gorgeous girls and guys! XOXOXO

Valeria Lukyanova "Real Life Barbie Doll"

The Human Barbie Doll?.. More Like The Human Blow Up Doll.

Speculation has said the 21 year old spent time and money on make-up and clothing (and no doubts about it, photoshop) to make her self look like the famous tiny-waisted Barbie Doll.

According to sources, she is 100%  natural.

You was born with white Barbie-esque hair Sweetie?..

Oh crap, look what I just found!

Did a magic fairy make your hair grow and change its colour? Or did you take a trip to the hair dressers and buy yourself some top-quality Russian hair extensions?


Not only is she completely out of proportion thanks to possibly photoshop and plastic surgery, but the model is covered in inch deep make-up.


After all this effort, I don't mean to be bitchy... but does anyone else think she resembles a blow up doll instead? The stiff body, the wide-eyed look, the distant gaze and no hint of a smile. It's not beautiful, it's not pretty and definitely not alluring.  It could easily be an advert for a sex toy. "Come get your blow up Valerie! Puncture proof, realistic feel and only $50!"... sorry, scrap that realistic part, I bet she squeaks when you touch that shiny skin. Mmmmm... sexy.


Weirdly, I do feel jealous of her however, and I am big enough to admit it! I wish I was that skinny, with hair that long, with a face that symmetrical. And while everyone is saying plastic surgery on a body that young could be damaging, and how she must be psychologically messed up, and that she sends out a negative message to the youth of today, blah blah blah... No-one is looking at the bigger picture.


She is young. As in, 21 years old. What 21 year old can afford that much surgery or even that much make-up, hair, etc?


"She's a model! She can afford anything!" I hear you cry! Alas, I was a model, I know how it works. Her photoshoot are very, very, VERY amateur. It looks like her friend or neighbour has taken alot of the pictures. Alot are taken by herself. They have no concept, they are for no company. It looks to me like what is called "TF" or Time For. Unpaid.


Maybe she is just rich?
Population below poverty line in the Ukraine: 35%
There was reports of concern over abandoned babies due to the poverty in the Ukraine.
I am  a 20 year old girl, living in the UK, who was (before a few days ago when I quit my job!) working full time, and I couldn't even afford a new lipstick most months! Then again, she is very skinny. Maybe she substituted money she would spend on food with botox and fillers. Maybe she has a Daddy who pays for it all...

New reports just in! She posted a video claiming she just has incredably good genes to thank for her *ahem* amazing looks... HOWEVER a Canadian man has also come to the fore claiming that he struck up an internet relationship with Valeria. She claimed she needed him to wire $900 over to her so she could fly to Canada to see him. She also told him she dreamed of buying herself a Malibu Dream House. OMG.


On a serious note, no-one has been able to make contact with this girl,  she has never responded to requests for comments. What sort of woman would want to do this to her own body? And how is she paying for it? It wouldn't surprise me if a man was behind this scandal much like the world's second most enhanced woman Minka, and her delightful husband and manager Woody. Google them..


Anyhow, I mus catch up on my beauty sleep, so farewell for now my beautiful stalkers!


Lets hope this doesn't give you nightmares...

I don't mean to be bitchy but...

bitch·y/ˈbiCHē/

Adjective:

(of a person's comments or behaviour) Malicious or unpleasant.

Have you ever had that feeling when you are bursting, dying and desperate to say something extremely bitchy, but you can't? Maybe because it's about a co-worker, a family member, or just because you know that the "unpleasant" comment is unnecessary. Who cares if it is unnecessary? Get it out there!

If your friend looks fat... tell them to take that mini-skirt off, we don't need to see it! If your mother is wearing red lipstick... tell her she looks like mutton dressed as lamb! If your slave-driver boss makes mistakes on her new business proposal... leave it there. I would say correct it and make her feel stupid, inadequate, but it is much funnier to let her potential (and highly intelligent) client point it out. In a meeting. With the other staff.

You may think I am being quite harsh, too blunt? Maybe a bit back-stabbing? You will not be feeling that way once I have given you the confidence to pick up your own weapon of gossip mass destruction. This blog is mine... I am just saying what you wish you had said first!