It's so strange!
Usually, pregant bumps are beautiful, even when the poor ladies get a bit of belly button fuzz (please note I have never had children, and never will, I'm too selfish for parenthood). The soft peachy bump, like a cozy cocoon for the miracle that is a tiny, bonny baby. Women should proudly get their bumps out, they are doing an amazing thing, nurturing a little life. Birth is a bit messier, but as Becky Bloomwood said:
“Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.”
Back to the point though.
Megan Fox... first she shows the world her weird "toe/thumb" (google if you haven't seen it, but not when your eating your dinner)... and now she flashes her bump in public!
From the photographs below her and her husband (the clingy totty from Desperate Housewives) knew the cameras were looking, and LAPPED up the attention.
Maybe her bump is so oval, and so far down because her child is sticking their genetically deformed thumbs downwards in disagreeance of this disgusting display of affection for the media hounds?
Either way, add a couple of wrinkles and a few grey hairs... voila! It's a grandad's beer belly.
Or an alien.
You decide! *switches to google to find images of Adele's baby bump*
