I don't mean to be bitchy but...

bitch·y/ˈbiCHē/

Adjective:

(of a person's comments or behaviour) Malicious or unpleasant.

Have you ever had that feeling when you are bursting, dying and desperate to say something extremely bitchy, but you can't? Maybe because it's about a co-worker, a family member, or just because you know that the "unpleasant" comment is unnecessary. Who cares if it is unnecessary? Get it out there!

If your friend looks fat... tell them to take that mini-skirt off, we don't need to see it! If your mother is wearing red lipstick... tell her she looks like mutton dressed as lamb! If your slave-driver boss makes mistakes on her new business proposal... leave it there. I would say correct it and make her feel stupid, inadequate, but it is much funnier to let her potential (and highly intelligent) client point it out. In a meeting. With the other staff.

You may think I am being quite harsh, too blunt? Maybe a bit back-stabbing? You will not be feeling that way once I have given you the confidence to pick up your own weapon of gossip mass destruction. This blog is mine... I am just saying what you wish you had said first!